The Lion's Den.

WOW AN UPDATE. :D Fanfic(?)

2008-12-25T19:33:00.000-08:00

First up, wow, an update. I actually updated. O_O
Merry Christmas to us, and Belated Christmas to Europeans. Let's see. O:
I want to make a Christmas special fanfic. ;D
So I will, prolly, at the end of this post. Also, to talk about Christmas.

You see, Christmas is a time honoured tradition. Where families gather, friends rejoice, and much celebrating is done.

But you see, the Spirit of Christmas is not all that, not really. The spirit of Christmas is all about..
What we got for Christmas. ;D Nah, just kidding. But seriously, to us young-folk, it's probably the highlight in the year for us, other than maybe our birthdays.

I guess time passes by. T3T

ANYWAYS, THE POINT IS.

What I got for people:

Christine: Bleach 25 Manga..Sorry, I couldn't get the WoW comic. T_T It were sold out.

Nita: Angel Sanctuary 17 Manga

Emily: Absolute Boyfriend 1 Manga

Jenny: Anne Freaks 3 Manga (I think it was 3)

Fred: The only person(s) I didn't get a manga for. o_O Moon sand, red and purple.

Caron: I will get Twilight 4, Breaking Dawn

Connie: ...Something Homer. D:

What people got me:

Uhmmm

Doraemon scarf from Christine, Nita and Jenny

Notebook and face towel from Emily

Window Writers from Fred (I killed my window. o_O)

Yaoi mangas from my dad :D

Will most likely get Manic Love from Caron.

Will most likely get a huge bar of chocolate from Connie. x)

Moving on from the room-fillers, I'd like to say.. o_o Uhh, gosh, Max got bigger. D: He can crush your lungs if he sits on your chest :D
Whee~ Yeah, yeah, fanfic, I know.

Goodness.. (It's filled with crack and late-night stupidity. So sue me. ><) A Christmas To Remember (fanfic..part 1..) The sun shone on the snow, making it shine with all its crystalline glory, as children clad in mittens and earmuffs played in the snow. Many couples were skating on the local pond, clear and smooth even without a Zamboni to clear it out. But, all was not well in the lives of our Maplers during Christmas Eve... Riiiiiing, riiiiiing, riiii--

Finn looked up with bleary silver (close to white) eyes at the ceiling. It was just after 6am on the morning of Christmas Eve, and he had to go to work as the Village Healer for Leafre. He hated the job, the way obnoxious warriors always drove him to the edge with their begs for heals, and the way thieves would always rush by and bump him into the terrifying Skelegons, where he would have to work his way back up the Dragon Mountain.

It was like every other Christmas he'd ever experienced in the fourteen years since his training to become a Priest.

He was not looking forward to Christmas.

And, of course, like every other Christmas, Finn always needed to buy a new alarm clock. A cog bounced out of the door on his way out...

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"Hey, Cleric! Hurry up and get your ASS down here so you can heal me! You know I'm getting injured here! HEY, ARE YOU LISTENING?!", a dark-haired warrior shouted from the bottom of the Skeleton Gorge. "HEY, I'm risking my LIFE right here! HEY!!!" he continued to bash the Skelegons with his dragon roar, ignoring his bag full of health potions.

Obviously, Finn thought, Warriors just HATE wasting a mere 1000 mesos(1) for a free heal.

Finn rolled his eyes, and brushed back a strand of his unusually white hair behind his circlet, as he prepared his magician's staff to teleport him to the warrior, and, as he so tiredly thought, yet another heal will be made.

"I'm coming, you don't have to shout all that much. I heard you..." the priest replied, getting down on a ledge with teleport, and getting ready to jump down to the floor of the canyon.

Skeletal remains of ancient dragons dragged their crackling, undead, yet somehow stronger-than-steel bodies towards the two adventurers. Unbeknownst to Finn, when he jumped down a ledge, one of the olden dragons was right under the ledge unseen, and it knocked him off balance, and into the waiting jaws of dozens of Skelegons.

When the warrior looked up from his spot on the bottom of the canyon, he was surprised to see that the Cleric that he very much needed to stay alive(or so he thought) was tumbling to his doom, and would possibly have been eaten by the skeletal dragons.

If not for a heroic attempt at saving him.

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BAHAHAHA
CLIFFIE
HAHA
SUCKERS. xP

(1) 1000 mesos, worth 1 cent USD. Or .75 cents CDN. D:

I'm sorry, it's getting late.. My mom wants me to sleep. =T So I had to cut it off here.
Ah, well. Please try to enjoy this piece of carp-fish, and have a very Merry Christmas, and wonderful holidays. <3

Signing off,
Lynn. aka MercuryLion

Twilight

2008-11-23T19:22:00.000-08:00

Y-You know. I heard of Twilight. I heard it's good. I heard it's even better than Harry Potter.

BUT THAT'S ALL FROM THE POPULAR PEOPLE'S POINT OF VIEW.

The damn book is mostly romance. If not for the vampires, I wouldn't even consider reading it.
The author just stretches the story for another 3 books, just for the fans. GOSH IT'S ANNOYING. I'm not even going to waste my time reading it...but I might consider watching it.

That concludes all blogs for today. :D

Okay okay signing off..sleep-time. oAo

Ahem..ideas for new fanfic.

2008-11-23T18:51:00.001-08:00

So, it has come to be...

I need to make a new fanfic. The old one is too crappy in my opinion, no matter how many of you praise it. =_= Seriously, it's crap. ANYWAYS, I'm making a new one that'll be actually, you know, good... xD

Maplestory fanfic.

Character Info ideas

Finn: White hair, white eyes.. (Singapore. xD) And very pale skin. O: He shall be a cleric, and the ultimate uke. :)

Rowen: Black hair, black eyes (THEY HAS NO SHINES. O:) And regular..light skin. He shall be a spearman->DK.

Tino: The blonde best friend of Rowen. Gosh is he stupid. :D

Yuki: The jealous girl. With pink hair and green eyes. xD

Nita: The evil reincarnation of Horntail. o.o OH WELL.

MORE ON THIS LATER, FOLK(S). :D

Plot of fanfic: Well, I got some ideas, but I also got one from Nita. xD
So.
This one from Nita: Private Servers.
My take on private servers in a fanfic: LOLWUT ALTERNATE DIMENSIONS. Fangblade and the chosen ones fall from the sky, and try to defeat the ultimate Horntail, but miserably fail.
Of course, the only people can be our lovely YAOI COUPLE. (I-I'm sorry...I can't write straight pairings. =/ )

I also wanted to do some sort of school-fic, and post graduation, people will be adventurers. You know, get their second job. It shall be training academy of sorts...

Now if anyone actually READS THIS (ogawd..please don't. The horrors. D: ) you shall give me ideas, too. =)

So..graphics time. IF I HAD A SCANNER, I'D INPUT THIS. BUT SADLY, MINE BROKE. D:<

You'll all have to make do with your imaginations of averagely(sp.?) drawn anime-styled maple characters. x)

ANYWAYS, MOVING ON. RANTS.

I hate popular people...I hate them all. =_= People like Emily or Yosh..Y.. Whatever her name is. And Cindy Thai and Gavin and and and ALL OF THEM. Their souls and spirits are not worth the bodies they're imprinted on. D:< THEY ALL ARE BULLIES AND MAKE-FUNNERS. They only like FASHION and GOSSIP and bleh bleh bleh THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT THE COMMONERS. D:< DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

I only like the nice ones, like..um.. Like.. VINCENT. Yeah, like Vincent. And Serenity(though she's more of a FOB xD) and..umm.. Sandie. And Vivian. AND ANNIE. O:

BUT THAT'S IT. THE REST ARE ALL FILTHY BLACK PIECES OF WORTHLESS, SHALLOW GARBAGE WITH BLACKENED HEARTS.

Moving on. What else was in the features? o.o

Anywaysss... I shall conclude this blog post. I hope to update soon. =)

SEE YOU PEOPLE(S). :D

LOOOK, AN UPDATE.

2008-11-23T18:49:00.001-08:00

:D
This blog isn't dead!
-sniff-
I shall update more soon..I really wanted to update with this little blurb.

NEW POSTS, FEATURING
-graphics
-opinions
-rants
AND OBVIOUSLY SOME SORT OF FANFIC POSTING.
STAY TUNED, FOR THE TWO PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY READ THIS. :D
Weee~

RANT. ...It's..useful. xD

2008-09-22T17:44:00.001-07:00

So, today, we had..Anime club. Yes, you heard me. ANIME CLUB. Now, I'm not a fangirl..or anything.. I'm an intelligent fan. And any other fangirl that tries to use that excuse..you will fear me. Now. Seriously, you know who you are, yada yada. Well, the point is.. I found an interesting rant on DA that I'd like you all to read. PS. For every scream that a fangirl makes, an intelligent person dies.

Artist's Comments

Nothing's more irritating than a fangirl abusing the japanese language, they even claim to be Sasuke's wife or someone else... I dont care how many anime's they've watched... attention whores

They annoy the hell out of me! every time they insert a japanese word into their sentence, God kills an intelligent person...

Are they trying to rule the world? you can see so many fangirl/boy here in DA! usually they have "-chan, -san, -sama, etc." attached to their names.

and stop singing that never-ending naruto/bleach/etc song!
You can't speak great japanese from watching a goddamn anime series!

What's the purpose of abusing the japanese language anyway?, will it make you look pretty?, smart?, get rich? HELL NO! your attempt at being cool has failed!

I'm studying the japanese language blah blah blah... what a lame excuse for a fangirl!

ALL OF YOU FANGIRLS are so annoying you're still faving this!!! the world will surely end faster than expected...

so yah, I'm punching you to death right now!

Extra Note:
any fangirl out there who just charge here and flame at my page proves that my description fits them perfectly!!! Their guilty reactions are Priceless!!! oh mai gawd I'm scared! oh plz Sasuke, Inuyasha and Sora!!! puh-leeaze save me from your fans!!! I am sorry that they happen to be that way LOLZORZ.... they're all mad cuz it's true!!!

To all Fangirls, did you really think ranting in front of your monitor will do anything? you expect the world will change by just sitting there hitting your keyboards?

But it's ok if you want to rant, argue, or do whatever here on my page, that just means you're justifying what I'm trying to say here LOL. Your argument is self-defeating.
That rant up there is by some random person on DA. I feel that it is goooooooooooood. Dx

By Mercurylion: I. Hate. Fangirls. I will not be a screaming, rabid fangirl. I mean it. I mean, I like anime and manga and all, sure! But, you know..Just attempting to speak Japanese, and saying 'ooh im teking a jepeness clesses' is not an excuse. =__= Yea, Jenny, I'm talking to you. And yea, Jenny, I'm using your name. I don't care what kind of 'death note' thing you're trying to pull..but.. No one. Will. Use. That single, one, FIRST NAME, to track you down. GOD. I mean, who even reads this besides you, Andreas, and Angus? [Hey =D] Anyways. Angus, I hope you're happy about this post..lol. I shall continue the damn rant by myself.

PS. Jenny, you ARE a screaming rabid fangirl, and you will not say that you're an intelligent one too.. [Hey, I only scream on MSN and that's about the cool faces they make D:] And I quote, 'OOH! HIBARI! Yadayada desu desu blah.' Not an exact quote..Jeesus, I can't speak Jap. =__= And yes, I know I'm pathetic for forgetting all of that Jap I learned in grade 7..Gosh. D: And..you know, you damn fangirls.. Whenever you're trying to write a fanfiction, see, you have a good CONCEPT, but when you come down to writing it.. It. Sucks. [And I hate my fanfiction for it. DIE!] I really want to put that 'DIE, FANGIRL' icon as my own icon..Awesome.

And you know, I'm all FOR YAOI, I'm all FOR ANIME, I'm all FOR MANGA. And whatnot. I'm all for the GOOD fanfictions, all for the actual..well..err..no need to go into graphic detail on that one. The point is, you fangirls should really stop..doing that! And with all of the stupid fake comments that you[and possible I] receive, the egos are just going to explode! Flames are okay! No need to get angry...the reviewer/commenter was just trying to help, albeit in an untactful way...Seriously. [Am I using And too much? O.O]

Last thing before I go.. It's not just to fangirls, but to those.. people that think they're so 'smart' [maybe I am? =[ ] and trying to fool other people into thinking that they're someone they're not. Some people with the same experiences can see through that mask. Really, Jenny, it's not a bad thing, but I know you're a good person at heart. I know you wouldn't try to kill people or take over the world or get paranoid about your name. ...I mean it, I mean, you know how you always tell people to call you CreaTOR and stuff? Well, it's not really necessary, because you prolly feel that, you know, you want to be all crazy/maniacal and stuff.. Anyways..moving on..

Everybody give me a dollar. XD Either that or give me spare emails and let me give you a maple invite.. XD Yeah, yeah.. I should REALLY REALLY update that fanfiction..So, a sneak preview. XD Not for the faint hearted. o.0

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Ness looked up to his father as the shaft was hanging in his mouth. He suddenly stopped for no reason, but--

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Stay tuned, the next chapter is COMING sometime next couple of weeks. I PROMISE. D: I just needed to update this damn thing.. Angus.. You better be happy. x] Anyways.. Uhh..
Better..do a normal..blog..update...

...Actually, you know what, nevermind. D: Oh BTW. I think Angus and Ivan would be hawt together. XD Noo, fangirl side, GET BACK IN DAMN YOU. [Psst, they're made for each other =O] Lololol, ignore me. Ignore me. Sigh. D:

Bye, I <3 you all. Except maybe the uber fangirls. I need a 'u' with the two dots on it..Hah XD

Bye uber-people.

~Lynn

Happiest day of my life so far..heh..<3

2008-08-29T15:36:00.001-07:00

...HE LIKES ME!!!
<3333333333333333333333333333333333333333 <3 <3 <3
HE REALLY DOES!!

HIHI

2008-08-28T12:11:00.000-07:00

KESS / TESS / KRIS HACKED INTO LYNN'S ACCOUNT AND IS NOW HAVING FUN WITH IT. *EMPHASIZES ON FUN*
'Nywaaaaaaaaaays.
Um.
What to talk about...?
Yeah today we went to ACI. For the orientation thing. And weeeeeell, it was a bit boring i guess. We didn't really do anything. When we came we first went to the cafeteria, and found out about our classes and blah blah, got an envelope with the timetables and other crap --

...WHAT THE HELL KESS D: la gasp xD
It's okay you give me free update! :D

-- Ok that was Lynn. jkfhsdklghsdlghdsg. SHOO, GO AWAY LYNN. D: I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE HACKED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. D:
Ok so we got our timetables, went to the auditorium, and they were crapping and stuff... >_> J - i mean, the CreaTOR and Lynn drew on the back of their envelopes. Lynn drew a dino on the CreaTOR's and a dragon on her own. Then we went up to class, blah blah. Due to some mistake we had to run around for ages for no reason at all (wtf right?), lalala. So in the classroom we started doodling on my envelope.
The CreaTOR started the octopus, and Lynn ended up making the octopus Angus... >_> Screwed up my freakin' cute octopus ok!!! D:
And then we had lunch. Since Joy was going home early i got the coupons from her (HAHAHHA) and shared it with Lynn and the CreaTOR. DAMMIT JJHGSJDKGSKDFHGKSD WHY DO I HAVE TO KEEP TYPING THE CREATOR. I MEAN IT'S ANNOYING. YOU'LL BE THE CREATURE FROM NOW ON. Even though it's longer at least it's better than saying creaTOR all the time.
So... I shared the coupons with Lynn and the creature. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah.......................
Ate.
Went to Lynn's house.
And here i am, on her blog.
Posting crap and listening to the TV which sprouts Chinese words which i understand (of course!). Hmmmm.
(And suddenly, her grandpa coughed and scared the hell outta me.)
Ok, Kess signing off.
(Why does the interview keep saying 'he lao'? It sounds like what my parents call the whites here in Canada. >_>)

...Okay, then..Now this is Lynn. Repeat above with all my opinions, and there's my blog. Hah. FREE POST! WOOT!

..Wow, so long.. >.> I'll update fic later D:<

2008-08-23T12:26:00.000-07:00

...o__o SO...
Heh, Caron..You know who I'm talking about, but PLEASE DON'T BRING IT UP :O

I got HIS e-mail.. YES. !!! HIS EMAIL!!! BWAHAHAHAHA. Too bad he didn't add me yet..xD Gosh, time zones suck >.>

-cough-

Oh HEY LIONEL. What brings you here? :V
...I'm your alter ego, remember? :O

Oh goodness, yes! :O

Lalalalala. So what'cha up to, Lynn?

Oh, nothing. Just bloggin' up a storm.

What storm? D: -gasp-

Oh. It's not a storm yet, but it WILL BE!

Oh no, she's turned into her emo form.. =3=

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH! IT WILL BE ALL MINE! I SHALL CONTROL! YES! YES!

-whistle- EVERYBODY! STOP! NOW! I COMMAND THEE! D:< GET BACK IN MY BRAIN, I'M TRYING TO BLOG! NOW! BACK IN THE BRAIN! D:<

>.>But I just came outttt
Yeahhhhh
Me tooo..I hardly ever come out D:
OOH Cuuuuuuute dress
kawaii, ne, desu, chan,

NO! MY FANGIRL SIDE! YOU ESCAPED??! Lionel, bring me my cage! D:

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Several hours later...

Why hello there, I'm sorry to keep you waiting for so long. All of my alter-egos escaped! -gasp-

But Lionel's still helpful. :O
He's fanning me as we speak :D
...FAN HARDER >.> NOW!

So, anyways..on with the topic of today's blog. I'm not going to update chapter five yet..guh, writer's block. And I laugh too hard whenever I'm trying to describe the...organs. o__o

RESPECT MA AUTHORITAEE! D:<

And I just realized that even though I think those who read this know me in real life, I haven't given much detail aboot me. Thanks Angus for the idea..lol

I recently conducted a survey amongst my MSN list. Thanks for those who participated. :D

Most people thought I was generally above-average nice.

I can't believe people thought I was average..in weight...lol

Er, average for looks? People got awkward..but it was around 3.7 on the 1-10 scale..

Most people would help me if I got bullied

Most people think I would help them if something happened to them

Most people think I draw well...o_-

Most people think that I make a good friend

Most people thought I was their friend..except Angus. xD

And..that's all I could remember. >.> Yup-yup.

Lionel: So that's it? The end of your update? That was SHORT. =_=

No, no Lionel. That's not the end. -shifty eyes- Now help me think of another topic.

Lionel: Aha! I've got it!

What is it?

Lionel: Why don't you talk about me and my comic? ><

So vain, Lionel..xD Okay sure! :]

Protagonists: Lionel[duh], Lina-Lionel's sister, DarkTanner-my guild leader, ChaosButter-the highest levelled person on my buddy list..WindKissed-aka Caron, along with Jowtastryfe and jowtastryfe. They're the troupe of random people that meet Lionel and DT on their way to try and kill theCreaTOR.

Antagonists: theCreator, Anguses, and ???????

Main plot: There IS no main plot, fools! It's a random collection of stories loosely based on what SEEMS to be a plot. :O

Lionel: And you don't DESCRIBE US? For SHAME! D:< I'm too sexy to not be described D:

O..kay..then.. I will.. o-o

But I'm only describing you. Other people don't want to, you know, spoil the plots and stuff for them? o_o;;

Lionel-A short assassin reborn as a Fire Mage. He has medium-length purple hair that is soft and flies across his face--

Lionel: -types- In an alluring manner.

DAMNIT. D:<

He has amethyst coloured eyes that hold the innocence of a child(A/N: YEAH RIGHT.) He dons a plaid hat, along with a sheepskin bomber jacket, and parachute pants. He is also a homosexual.

Lionel:...You HAVE to put that in there? ._.

Yes, because that's your personality!!! D:< And it's the theme for the side story. >.>

Lionel: Darnit..well, don't write anymore. Jeez, you have to put down the PERSONAL stuff???

Ahem. I will put down your cup size if you don't shut up. And I don't mean your UP THERE cupsize, either. >.>

Lionel:-shuts up-

Well, I suppose that's all about my alter egos..
To describe how I look? ._. okay...

Medium black hair, black eyes, red and black glasses, oval face..=3=

Chubby build..I am a girl, you know. o__o

...And I play a hell lotta Maplestory, and I don't go outside often. Why the hell am I still tan? o__o;;

Bleh. That's it for now.. I got a paper cut on my finger, and it hurts to type. xD

Au revoir, mes amies! :o

Years Go By, chapter 4 and more.

2008-08-15T12:46:00.001-07:00

Why, hello my loyal minio---I mean, readers. ^^;
You mighta noticed that I have FINALLY FREAKIN' made a title for this fanfiction. xD
You'll see why in a few chapters. :P
Or you can ask Angus. He already knows. o_o Well, he knows what's gonna happen to Ness... ;D wink. nudge. wink. OH GOD!!! MY EYE!! AUGHHH!!! I SHOULD NEVER WINK AGAIN!!! .__.

Also, I have re-discovered the site of Subeta..It's basically Neopets, with an anime style and..wow, they draw WELL. :]
You can apparently make your own human avvie. :D
...Lol, pink hair. xD

Cough.. Anyways, on with the story, folks! :O

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Ness's father reached out and grabbed the boy by his hair, inducing a scream from the PSI boy.
The older man then moved his spare hand down to the bottom edge of Ness's blue-and-yellow striped t-shirt, taking it off in a quick, fluid motion.
As his father ogled the sight of Ness's young bare chest he took his hand and plunged it down the boy's jeans.

"D-Dad!"

"Don't start complaining, boy. I wanna hear 'ya moan fer me." Ness's father started fingering the young boy's underwear.

Ness had no choice to comply; he remembered those days when he would walk past his parents' room in the middle of the night, in the day even, only to hear screams of pain and pleads for peace.

"Nngh, Dad..D-Don't do this to me.."Ness groaned--not from pleasure, but from the years of terror, he learned how to do it well enough to please his sex-crazed father.

"Yes, you enjoy it, don't you son?" He continued rubbing at Ness's underwear, inducing yet another moan from the young boy.

Ever since THIS has started happening, Ness never 'saw' his father when he raped him; it was more of a matter of visualizing IT away. When he was younger, he always imagined his mother hugging and kissing him, instead of the drunk idiot whose tongue always tasted of beer and stale breath.

Yet, for some reason, during the recent months that THIS happened, Ness couldn't help but imagine certain somebodies from his class. It would have been normal to him if he actually visualized girls and WOMEN from ANYWHERE...but what was so disturbing to him lately was that...he started to visualize men.

'No...' Ness thought to himself, as his father started to pull down his pants, all at the same time roughly moving his free hand over Ness's chest, and along the middle of his torso. 'I don't want to be like him..I don't want to be GAY..'

He let out a gasp as soon as he realized what his father was doing. Ness trembled with fear-and pleasure-as the older man trailed rough, wet kisses down his neck and along his collarbone.

In all efforts of trying to forget-forget this terror he had to behold-Ness started to envision Lucas.

He snapped back to his thoughts. 'Why Lucas..?', he silently murmured,'If I were to be a queer like HIM--'he nearly spat out in anger if it weren't for his father's mouth already on his--'Why not a pop star? Why not other boys in my school?'

He decided to forget his trouble for now. The elder man was pulling down Ness's underwear, exposing the younger boy, before taking off his own clothing.

"Sh-show me some sweet skin, boy," his father commanded, before suddenly flipping Ness down to the floor of the hallway.

The younger boy turned around; he had to follow his dad's orders every time. He remembered what his father said when IT all started.

"Come on, boy..don't be scared. 'Cause if you don't do what I say, yer mum's gonna KEEP gettin' it." Ness's father leered over a ten-year old Ness.

The younger boy had a look of defiance in his eyes when his father said those incriminating words.

"And what if I don't do what you ask? What if I report you to the police? What if I get to kill you?", ten-year old Ness smirked at his father. "There's no way you can get away with this," he started to walk to the phone, but he was interrupted as his dad grabbed him by the wrist and twisted it behind his back.

"If you tell ANYONE, especially the police, I got enough money to bribe 'em away. Those bumbling idiots'll take any large sum of money if it gets their hands greased up.", Ness's father leered. "And, if youse try ter kill me,"he leaned in close to Ness's face. "I got friends in high places, and they'll put yer muv away for child negligence, and they'll put youuuu," He paused to take a breath. "they'll have to take yer to tha streets. It'll look like there's no more ROOM in the public child care system."

"You wouldn't.." Ness breathed as his eyes widened at the thought. "I'll..I'll never let that happen to Mom! I'll never let it happen.." he murmured. "I..I'll listen to you," he finally stuttered out.

"Listen to who?", his father sneered. "You're gunna hafta do better'n that if you want yer precious selves to be safe." He took a deep, shuddering breath. He was too pink in the face and too drunk to talk for such a long time. "From now on, boy, you're to call me Master whenever I tell yer to." his father smirked as he thought about what he was going to say next. "And, no matter what you're doin', no matter who's at the house, no matter if it's in public or private, you're to listen to me. Whatever I say, goes." He finished speaking.

"Y-Yes..", said a dejected Ness.

"Yes what?", commanded his father.

"Yes...Master."

The black-haired PSI boy ended his flashback, just ask his father was carrying him, and lumbering over to the couch in the living room.

As he set down the boy, Ness's dad commanded him, "Open your legs, boy. I want to see what you're really worth when you're growin' up."

The younger male had no choice but to obey his father, so he spread open his legs for his dad to see his puckered hole and slowly stiffening sex.

The older man stripped off all offending clothing garments, freeing his growing erection.

"Turn around!", demanded his father, so Ness did what he was told, silently telling himself that everything will be all right in the end.

Hungry eyes raked over Ness's young 12-year-old body, and took in what they could. They stopped at the two pale nubs on the young boy's chest, taking the the softness and texture of his nipples, before moving on downwards. His eyes were focused on Ness's navel, noting the fact that the boy had already started to develop soft, supple muscles, and losing all, or most of his baby fat.

The eyes then moved even lower, stopping to see that the boy's member was stiffening up; even a little bit of pre-cum was leaking out of it.

"Nngh, Master...Please..I need it so bad," Ness knew the way he was to please his father, after two years of countless times he was told to 'do it, and do it good', he had a practiced hand in what was to come.

"That's right, boy. Beg for it, beg for your safety. Hah, you know you want me in you...right now." his father then started to grind his hips against Ness's own.

"Y-Yes...please, do me now," Ness panted. Of course, in no way did he WANT his father to enter him, but the fact was, Ness started to lose his mind on who was actually dominating him.

His father grinned, a grin with lust and greed, but no love whatsoever. He took his son's hair in his large hands, and forcefully pushed him down to his shaft.

"Lick it, if you know what's good for you," ordered the large man.

Ness delved down upon his father's length, and took the head into his mouth. He then flicked his tongue upon the tip of the penis, eliciting a moan from his father. "Are you pleased, master?", panted Ness, through his mouthful. In his mind, Ness was just happy he had a chance to hallucinate about Lucas, even though somewhere in the back of his mind, he knew it wasn't the person he was sucking off.

The young PSI-boy started to take the whole length into his mouth, and his father gripped Ness's hair even more while gently bucking his hips into his mouth. Ness took his free hand and started to stroke his father's member, all the while taking most of the hard length into his mouth. He had long since gotten rid of his gag reflex after several months of continuous 'practice'.

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OMG END CHAPPIE HERE. IT'S GETTING LATE. xP
Tune in tomorrow or the day after tomorrow to get more hot smutty abusive action from
this fanfiction. xD

Thanks for reading, I guess... :P
Constructive criticism and compliments are all welcomed, I'd appreciate it if I got a few nice words xP

G'night, folks! :D

Fanfiction, Chapter 3.

2008-08-10T18:05:00.001-07:00

...Before--

Suddenly, a shadow loomed over Ness. As he turned to look at the imposer, he felt a hand clap over his mouth, silencing his would-be scream.

'Dad!', he let of a muffled scream of surprise. Sure, of course this happened before, but every time...every time it always caught him off-guard.

His father seemed to be drunk, as Ness could smell his stale breath. His father had been drinking a lot, he thought.

Every time his mother wasn't home, his father would always be home, waiting for Ness to come home.

"Now now, boy," he slurred. "Don't be afraid of me. I'm your pops, after all, riight?"

Ness felt terrified of his father. Every night, he'd always dream of rebelling against him, killing him, feeling his blood between his fingers...But he couldn't. If he didn't let his father abuse him, torture him, RAPE him, he knew his mother would surely suffer the consequences. He couldn't possibly let that happen..not anymore, he thought.

"So, boy? What's goin' on in yer head?" his dad questioned, impatiently. "I AM yer father, affffter all. Now show me some lo-o-ove."

"No, Dad...", Ness struggled to get free this time. It never worked.

"Come on, huhhhh..." His father exhaled heavily on him, releasing his nauseous drunked breath on Ness's ear. "You know what happens if you DON'T, right? On the bed, now, or your precious MUM gets it!"

Meanwhile, Lucas was sitting in front of the television, quietly enjoying his after-school cartoons.

"Lucas, sweetie, would you like some cookies?" inquired Daisy.

"Sure, thank you, Daisy.." replied Lucas quietly, as he sipped from his glass of milk.

"I wonder when Luigi's going to come home," wondered the Sarasaland princess aloud. "That man, always so busy with his plumbing work and always helping his brother. Such a thoughtful person."

Ever since Lucas's mother and brother died, and his father went mad, Daisy and Luigi had been his loving foster parents. It always occurred to Lucas that he loved this couple very much, but he had never been able to bring himself to call them Mom and Dad.

He supposed it was because he knew his father was still alive, and he didn't want to lose his loyalty to his mom and brother.

Remembering this, Lucas started to tear up. 'Mother... Claus..', he muttered to himself. 'I miss you so much! Why did you have to die? Is it my fault? I'm sorry I killed you, Claus..I didn't know it was you.. '

"I'M SORRY!", he suddenly screamed.

"Honey, what's wrong?" Daisy rushed to Lucas's side. "Is it about your family? This isn't the first time you've suddenly burst into tears."

He stayed silent. He didn't want Daisy to know, but know she did.

"Aw, honey..It's okay to be sad. You've had it very rough for the past two years." Daisy comforted him. "And, it's not your fault, you know. You had to kill him, you had to save the world."

Lucas sniffled. "E-even so, it's my fault that Mum died. If it weren't for me, she wouldn't have jumped in front of us to save us. She wouldn't have died..."

"Sweetie...Lucas, she only did it because she loved you both dearly," at this, Daisy started to tear. "And that's why I say, I would have done the same thing in her position."

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Lol, end chapter here. xD
Sorry to y'all, didn't update as much as I said I would xD So yeah.

HEY PEOPLE, WHAT DO YOUR SCOUTERS SAY ABOUT MY POWER LEVEL? :D

OMG LOOK THIS ONE OWNS D:

2008-08-10T09:40:00.001-07:00

Yes, this picture is so sweet ;___; Sneeef D:

LOOKIT! :D

2008-08-10T09:21:00.000-07:00

This picture is what my friend, ah, theCreaTOR drew. SO..SO...@w@ Beautiful
Beautiful... NESS AND LUCAS D: sniff sniff sniff ;w;

Fanfiction, Chapter 2. And some randomness.

2008-08-09T16:02:00.000-07:00

Okay, Angus, told you I would update! Hi Caron :D .....
I have a small...uh, situation... I can't seem to get a damn TITLE for this fanfiction! So you, my fellow readers, please, DO SOMETHING DANGIT. D:
Also, I seem to have taken a liking to this emoticon, Onion! He's such a cute character! -squeal- AH GAWD NO I REFUSE TO BE A FANGIRL. xD Yes, so, here's chapter two of my currently nameless Ness Lucas fanfiction.

Enjoy~

Miss Peach was sitting at her desk in room 108, marking the projects from her Home Economy class. There we numerous pieces of home-made clothing on the table, ranging from tunics to parkas to exotic masterpieces.

The clock struck 3:14.

'The boys should be here soon,'she thought to herself.

And just as she wrote an A- on a sticky note for a green and brown-belted tunic, she heard a knock on the door.

"Come in," said Peach in a housewife-y sort of way.(A/N: Just like how a wife would greet her kids when they knock on the door after school..Oops, off-topic.)

The door suddenly burst open, and the Mushroom Princess headdesked.

'Not again,' she thought, muttering to herself. 'Mr. Game and Watch is going to be pissed off when he sees the damage to the door, not to mention the HUGE dent in the wall from this morning.'

"What are you talking to yourself about, Miss Peach?" inquired the black-haired PSI boy. "It's not really something to worry about, you know. I'm sure Mr. Watch would be able to repair the wall and maybe the door if he--" he continued babbling on as Lucas started talking.

"M...Miss Peach?", he asked in a muted voice. "I-I'm here for my detention. It's j-just th-that I'm a bit sh-shy sometimes, it's ha-hard for me to speak when I'm embarrassed. "

Peach smiled. It wasn't unusual for Lucas to feel shy or anti-social most of the time. Considering that his father went mad after his mother and his brother died, she wouldn't put it past him to kill himself.

"It's okay, Lucas. I forgive you for not talking much," she spoke in a soft and gentle voice. "I just wanted you to come here for detention so that I could tell you this."

Inquired Lucas, "Wh-what is it?"

He was nervous, and nothing could stop himself from shaking all over his body, even if she was smiling kindly at him. Lucas glanced over at Ness. For some odd reason, the mere image of the red-capped boy was enough to keep him in Miss Peach's classroom, instead of bolting right out of the door.

"I have empathy for you, Lucas,"replied Peach. "It's okay to be scared or shy sometimes. But, it's also okay to speak up when you need to! Do you understand?"
She gazed down gently at the blond PSI wielder.

"It's okay...", she repeated. "It's okay."

"Thank you so m-much, Miss Peach.", answered Lucas. And for the first time since before his family split up, he smiled.

"You can go now, Lucas. I just wanted to speak with you."

"Oh, it's okay, Miss Peach. I'll stay behind with Ness, if you don't mind," Lucas replied, "I wouldn't want him to stay all alone in this room."

Peach was astounded by his thoughtfulness.
"You're welcome to stay, Lucas. How thoughtful of you to stay with Ness. If he was alone, he'd get a much...worse punishment."

With that, Princess Peach joking glared at Ness, then smiled.

******
Ness walked through his door, pushing it open.
"Mom?"

There was no answer.

'If Mom's not home, then that must mean...D-Dad's home?!', Ness feared his dad was home. If he was lucky, he could get to his room in time and lock the door, before--

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HAH! Did you guys enjoy that? Sorry about the cliffie, I have to dream up ways for Ness's dad to abuse him. ^^

Look, Onion! D:

My very first fanfic. Thou shalt read!

2008-08-09T09:06:00.000-07:00

To start today's blog off, I'd like to say a few things.
One, Sir Angus and Sir Super7, this is to stop you from complaining about C/P'd stuffs. Oh, you heard me. I am going to write my very own...
Ness and Lucas Fanfiction! I'm gonna post it up here first, so tell me what you think. xD
Two, if you're interested in joining SnailMS, we sorta need new people. Comment for links. D:
And three, if you don't like yaoi, well too bad, 'cause you're gonna have to read it today. >:D
After can y'all help me think of a good title? I have absolutely no idea what to name it. xD

Chapter 1

Ness gazed up at the clouds as he sat upon his favourite grassy knoll on the hillside overlooking Smash School.(A/N: Already been done before, but I don't know what else to put...)Looking up at vaguely frying-pan and golf club shaped clouds, he suddenly remembered...

"OH CRAP! I FORGOT ABOUT PEACH'S HOME EC CLASS!" The young PSI wielder started running down to Smash School from the hill.
******

As all the students settled in to class, save one, Miss Peach Toadstool stood up and marked all the students for her class.

"Nana?"

"Here," replied a small girl in a pink Eskimo parka.

"Popo?"

"Here," said a little boy in a blue Eskimo parka. He seemed to be sticking right to Nana's side, but Peach waved it off.

"Okay, then, Lucas?" continued the teacher in pink.

A small, muttered response followed.

"Lucas, you're going to have to speak up, or I am going to have to keep you after school and teach you how to speak properly." chatised Princess Peach to the small blond boy in the back row.

"I-I'm here, Miss P-Peach..." stuttered Lucas quietly.

"Okay, then..Ness?"

...

There was an awkward silence throughout the class. It was soon disrupted by a loud shout of "PK Thunder!" and an echoing 'boom' as a red-capped boy with black hair flew through the room, smacked into the wall, and slid down to the floor.

Everyone was shocked as this burnt little boy jumped up from the floor, and went to his desk.

"Here, Miss Peach," shouted Ness,"Sorry I was late, I..um..."

He had to think of an excuse, and fast!

"I was, uh, conspiring against the government!", quickly stated Ness.

Granted, he knew that was a few years back, but it's the truth. And what did the teacher know?

"Yes, okay..take a seat, Mr. Ness," replied Peach. "You're still going to get a detention, along with Lucas here, since I know for a fact that your little conspiracy happened 4 years ago, mister."

The two PSI boys, or rather, mostly Ness, groaned.

"But--", started Ness.

"No buts, Mister, you're going to have to write me a thousand word essay on why not to tell lies, and Lucas here is going to learn how to speak loudly and properly." Peach cut him off curtly."I don't want ANY excuses, I want you to come straight to my class at 3:15 today. Understood?"

The boys-still mostly Ness- replied sadly,"Yes, Miss Peach..."

So, how'd y'all enjoy that? o_o
Now I have to go to class, so Adieu!

Well, my first post ever. How do you like this, BUDDY??

2008-08-08T17:03:00.000-07:00

Ah, yes, hello my... I doubt I even have an AUDIENCE, but it doesn't matter.

Rant of the day:

Damnit, Kane! I hate you now, you never play fair.

Today, in SnailMS..a MapleStory private server, player versus player has been introduced. In case y'all don't know what PvP is, I'll explain it to you. Heck, if you don't know what it is, do I even know you? XD Anyways... It's when people go to a certain map and they pound the heck out of each other. Of course, there are certain rules for this, such as not attacking when someone isn't ready, and not attacking as soon as someone respawns. (Revived.) The point is, Sir Kane, you should stop being so...so... INSOLENT to other players! You say "fuck" to innocent noobs that just ask you a question, and you don't care if you break the rules. Well, I have something to say to you, lest you read this at all.

You disgust me. =__________=

Okay, done with my rant of the day, what other topics shall I talk about? :D

Well, you see that first picture at the top there? That's the PvP I'm talking about. The person to the right is using what we call "Angel Ray", which is a mob attack.. Mob attacks aren't allowed, damnit! Some people are so..so.. >:O So INCONSIDERATE of the rules. And yes, I do realize that questioning authority is good sometimes, but not when the rules are meant to keep people safe/happy/ something good! >: O

Well, I reported him to the GameMaster.xD Wonder what they're gonna do about it. Doo dee doo dee doo. xD

Now to move on to my, er...fetish. >.<>

So, my current... favourite pairings.. (I refuse to call them fandoms....)are not in order of awesomeness,

1. Ness and Lucas. They're just so cute together, even though they're from different times... It was meant to be. TTwTT

2. Dark Link and Link. This is a moderately popular pairing, even though it's twincest. I can't help it, though! They're damn mortal enemies and THIS IS WHAT I LIKE ._.

3. Marth and Roy. Way OVERDONE by SSB: M/B fan PEOPLE... But, I have to admit, it IS a pretty good pairing. Some bittersweet moments, too. sniff.

Heh..care to see some stories I found on the 'net? >:D If y'all don't like this, I suggest y'all scroll down till you see the end of it.

Note: I do not own any of the characters or the stories shown below. But I wish I did D:

Author: Cabixan

Pairing: Ness x Lucas.

'People who live in denial know that the truth is going to catch up with them and break them down if they don't come to the conclusion of accepting the truth.
Me, who knows all this, have yet problems of embracing this truth I’m facing before me.I’m standing on the thin line in-between denial and truth hoping to find myself in the truth I’m but too scared to move forward and too motivated to go back…
But what am I really afraid of when it’s something that feels so wonderful but makes my mind confused?
I’ve never really been a fan of being confused and I’m too scared of taking the fall since I know what’s waiting for me down there. I’ve never seen what’s down there but I know what’s down there, or is it just a defense mechanism triggered by my fear of getting hurt?
Is there a safety net there or will I hit ground hard?
As I slowly walk more and more to the edge to plunge in to the truth it becomes more and more obvious that I was running away for nothing.
Who was I kidding and what was I thinking that I would be able to outrun the truth?
It became even more crystal-clear now.
I been feeling those exact feelings that I’ve read and heard about.
When suddenly there’s only one person who’s the center of your world. The person who slowly climbed from friend to best friend, interest, crush and… love?
The sun in your life who brightens up your day and compared to everyone else they just look pale grey and nothing special. The person’s name which is stuck in your name and always sounds so wonderful when you say it, the person’s voice which instantly becomes your favorite music to listen to.
The person who makes you blush and feel that awkward sensation in your stomach for the most simplest thing like coughing or calling your name.
I’m so stupid for not realizing it any sooner that there’s no escape.’
“Wow! Look Ness, Lucas has the Smash ball!” Toon Link said with excitement in his voice, "Aw man, that means that my older self is so screwed!"
‘At first it was innocent and yet disturbing. But when it got more mature I became more uncomfortable and insecure of what was going on with me and my feelings. Feelings that felt so wrong for some reason, that they we're against what I found was right but when I felt those feelings with him, they felt right, everything just became so perfect. If I could feel these feelings without my mind telling me that it's wrong to feel this way then this whole experience would feel a lot better. That's why I'm going to take the fall. I'm going to take the risk of getting hurt for a chance of bliss and maybe more. Even if it's a short shot.’
"PK STARSTOOOOORM!" The blond boy yelled out and meteor-like things fell down from the sky.
"Totally awesome, it's like a lightshow or something," Toon Link commented and looked up in the sky. Ness did the same thing though he wasn't really paying attention to him.
‘It's going to hurt. But I am ready for the fall.’
"Ness, what did you think of the match?" An excited Lucas approached him. Lucas seemed really happy for winning the match. As soon as he was finished he dashed over to where Ness stood which made him happy and his heart race.
"Awesome," Ness replied, "I was a little scared after the first fall but you really grew into your role and kicked ass." Lucas smiled and let go of a cute laughter whilst. Ness looked away and bit his lip to keep those butterflies still and not blushing. Lucas seemed to be noticing that Ness seemed uncomfortable, "What's wrong?" he asked.
"Eh?" Ness returned his look to Lucas, "Ah, nothing, just got this real urge to brawl," Ness replied followed with a nervous laughter.
Lucas didn't look so convinced, "But you had a match before me, are you really that brawl crazy?" Ness sighed and tried to play cool so he set his cap right and crossed his arms, "It's not my fault that you're a pussy and doesn't like to fight as much as I do,”
Ness said, leaned over a little closer to Lucas for taunting.
"I'm not a pussy," Lucas replied, slightly pouting his lower lip, "You're just violent."
Ness held his hand behind his ear, "Eh? Sorry, couldn't hear what you said 'cause your voice is so high-pitched like a girl!" Ness said with a voice full of mockery and ignorance. Lucas sighed and lightly punched Ness on his shoulder, "You sure are enigmatic," Lucas sighed again, "I'll never be able to fully understand you."
Ness nodded, "Good," he said, "That's the way it's supposed to be."
Lucas nodded and as they put their arms over each other they left the stage and returned to the smash mansion. There it was a fight over who had finished all the eggs.
"I swear, it was probably that pink fluff thing which took all the eggs!" Snake said as there was a crowd around the open refrigerator, "That round things eats like a goddamn horse!"
"Oh yeah?" Kirby said and pointed back at Snake, "I bet it was you! Maybe you ran out of hand grenades and chose to replace them with eggs!"
"Why would I replace my hand grenades with eggs? That's frigging stupid fluff ball!" "You kno' what, maybe it was-a Peach who finished all of the eggs!" Mario said and gave the pink princess a glare.
"M-Me?!" Peach said, getting nervous of being accused, "Why would I finish all the eggs?"
"Because you always bake a cake!" Mario said, “And then you get kidnapped when I come to eat it!”
"B-But Mario! I haven't baked a cake for a long time!"
"The cake is a lie," Ness said, interrupting the fight and got main focus by all the people, "And by the way why don't you close the fridge? The eggs aren't coming back by leaving the door open and Master Hand will get pissed at us if the bill gets to pricey." With that Marth closed the fridge, still looking at Ness, "How did you know the eggs were finished?" he asked, now suspecting Ness.
Ness groaned, "Duh! You guys were fighting about it and not so quiet I can tell you. Lucas and I heard you from outside the house. And besides all of your theories are pretty stupid, except for the one with that Yoshi took them to fill his stage with eggs."
"I suggested that one!" Peach said and held her finger up.
"Yeah I know, but it was stupid," Ness replied and killed her smile, "I only thought it was the most reasonable reason."
"Oh yeah?" Marth said and raised one eyebrow, "Then if you're so smart then why don't you come up with a theory?"
Ness face twitched, but Lucas was there to back him up, "Why don't we start looking for evidence?" he suggested and walked past the crowd and opened the fridge and began looking around. He lifted up the milk carton and shook it a little, "Looks like we're almost out of milk too." he closed the fridge and opened the cabinets and looked around, "Oh, and most of our spices too."
Ness snapped his fingers, "Sonic!" Everybody looked at him and Lucas nodded, "During your match I saw that he was eating some spicy omelets."
"Oh yeah," Snake said, "I do recall Sonic eating something bright red while watching the battles. And it all makes sense since he's technically been eating that stuff all day!"
“Alright, let’s-a go and yell at Sonic now,” Mario said and jumped up in the air and was followed by the whole crowd. Ness sighed, “Did they have to make such a big deal out of it?” he asked as he opened the fridge and grabbed a seltzer.
Lucas walked up beside Ness and leaned over to the counter, “Yeah, but I think everybody here is a little on the violent side.”
“But you’re here too, that means that you’re violent too,” Ness said and smiled at Lucas as he closed the fridge.
“I only fight if there’s a reason, you fight for your own amusement,” Lucas stated.
“We’re only here for the sole purpose of fighting,” Ness said and suddenly looked serious, “We have to accept the violence since it’s our everyday life now.”
Lucas looked down at the floor, when Ness saw that he seemed down he put a smile on his face, “But that doesn’t mean that you can have fun and be friends, huh?” Ness added.
Lucas looked up at him as Ness continued, “Me and some other of the people here are veteran fighters, and we’re used to this kind of shit. Maybe that’s why I think its fun. You’re kinda new here so you might think that meaningless fighting day in, day out is weird, but you’ll eventually get used to it.”
Lucas blinked, “Snake’s new here too.”
Ness took a sip from his drink, “Metal Gear Solid.”
“Oh, yeah that’s right,” Lucas said.
Ness moved to the other side of Lucas and sat up on the counter, “But you know, lately you’ve become a real fighting machine! Is your hormones finally kicking in and giving you the manly urges to fight?”
Just then before Lucas had an opportunity to answer Snake returned to the kitchen and grabbed a bear. “What’s up, boys?”
“Nothing special, bored,” Ness answered. Snake placed his hand on Ness’ head, “Well, why don’t you go and brawl some?”
Ness sighed, “Yeah why not? We could kill some time. Huh Lucas?”
Lucas looked up at him, “Uh, sure…”
Ness raised one eyebrow, “You don’t wanna?”
“O-of course!” Lucas replied, “I just don’t know who we should fight against.”
Ness looked at Snake, “Well?”
“I’m sorry boys, but I’m about to head for a one against one battle with Mario,” Snake said and began to walk towards the exit, “I heard Link and Marth were bored, why not try your luck and ask them?” He waved back at them as he left the kitchen.
Ness looked at Lucas, “What do you think? Should we ask Link and Marth?”
Lucas looked sadly down on the floor, “…”
“What’s wrong?” Ness asked.
Lucas looked up from the floor at Ness shyly, “I don’t want to fight you…” he almost whispered as he started fumbling with his t-shirt.
Ness was surprised. He hadn’t thought about fighting Lucas at all and now when he thought about it, it would just feel really awkward to fight him.
“Maybe we can have a team battle?” Ness suggested, “You and me against Marth and Link?”
Lucas smiled and nodded, “Yeah.”
Ness jumped down from the counter and with Lucas following him they went to look for Link and Marth.
“Team battle? Now?”
Ness nodded, “Yeah, me and Lucas against you two.”
The swordsmen did not look so convinced as they saw what time it was.
“Come on!” Ness begged, “We’re really bored!”
They looked at each other and sighed, “Oh, alright then? How about after dinner?”
Ness and Lucas smiled at each other, “Awesome!” And then they headed of to their room down the hall. Ness threw himself on his bed upon entering. Lucas looked at him slightly doubtful, “Are you tired?”
Ness laughed, “No, I’m just recovering a little for our battle, you know,” he sat up, “It’s been a while since we teamed, so I’m looking forward to it.”
To Ness’ surprise, Lucas didn’t reply right away or smile instead came a flat ‘mm’ as his reply. He was too busy doing something that Ness could see which made Ness felt a little rejected, “You’re not looking forward to it?” he sighed, “Well if you’re not in the mood I can always ask someone else.”
Ness got up from the bed and headed to the door when Lucas stopped him, “No, no, no! I’ll go!” he said as he blocked the door.
“You don’t have too…” Ness said as he gently tried to make Lucas move out of the way.
“But I wanna! I-I’m sorry that I sometimes space and such but I have lots of things to think about right now so…” he paused and then looked up on Ness again, “Wanna go for a short walk?”
“Yeah, sure whatever, I was about to go to the trophy wending machine anyway.”
Lucas smiled and opened the door and they walked together to the wending machine.
“Put in 20!” Ness said.
“But I don’t wanna waste that much!”
Ness gently slapped Lucas on his head, “You have like a gazillions of coins why are you so greedy?”
“I’m saving up my money for something!” Lucas said, “And I don’t have a gazillion, my amount of money just seems that big compared to yours!”
Ness groaned, “Hey, I’m not poor! I just have shortage on money very often that’s all!”
“Same thing,” Lucas replied.
Before Ness could go berserk on Lucas, Toon Link showed up, “What’s up guys?”
“Lucas’s greedy,” Ness replied and pointed his thumb at Lucas,
“Hey I’m not!” Lucas said.
Toon Link blinked a couple of times, “What Ness, you’re broke again?” He did a purring sound, “You should stop wasting all of money on your stupid trophy collection…”
“Hey, it’s not stupid, so stop mocking my interest!” Ness said, “I can like whatever I want, so just shut up and play with that metal stick of yours.”
Toon Link groaned, “You just called my sword a metal stick because I made fun of your strange fetish to collect trophies. I heard from link that you collected all of the old trophies too, so why are you so obsessed about getting all of them from the Brawl edition?”
“Tssk, why don’t you go and mind your own business every now and then TL?” Ness said with irritation in his voice as he was clearly hiding something.
“Oh Are you looking for a special trophy?” Toon Link teased, “Perhaps a Paula trophy?”
“Shut up!” Ness punched Toon Link on his arm and they both chuckled but Lucas remained silent. Ness looked at him, “Ey, Lucas, what’s wrong with you?”
“…Nothing,” a seethe Lucas said.
Before Ness could say anything else another person showed up at the scene.
“Hey Lucas, what’s up?”
Ness immediately stopped laughing when he saw who had arrived, “Oh, hi Red…”
“Hi Red,” Lucas started to smile, “Oh, nothing special, I’m here with Ness as he desperately tries to collect all the Brawl trophies.”
Red smiled weakly, “Oh, so he stills try to collect them?” Red said, “Well anyway, Lucas want to hang out or something?”
“Sure!” Lucas said cheerfully, but his smile faded as he looked at Ness, “Oh, maybe some other time, I’m having a Team battle with Ness tonight.”
"Oh, well how about just for a moment?" Red asked, “We don’t have to do something that takes all night,” Red smiled.
Lucas looked at Ness with a confused look “Go,” Ness said, “Just be sure to be back in time for our battle.”
“Thanks Ness!” Lucas said cheerfully and glomped Ness. Ness tried to act that he didn’t enjoy being hugged by Lucas cleared his throat and gently pushed him away from him after a few seconds. “You don’t have to ask for my permission allthe time,” Ness said.
Lucas smiled and scurried away with Red. Ness sighed and looked at Toon Link, “Hey, wanna hang out?”
“Sure,” Toon Link said, “Should we go grab some food in the cafeteria?”
Ness nodded, “Sure.”
“Are you jealous?”
Toon Link’s question woke Ness up from his deep thinking. “What?”
Toon Link sighed before he repeated himself, “Are you jealous?”
“Of what?” Ness asked and returned to move the food around on the plate with his fork.
“You know, about Lucas wanting to hang out with Red more than with you.”
Ness twitched and Toon Link saw that so he tried to start another topic so Ness wouldn’t flip on him, “So what’s happening this weekend?”
Ness sighed, “Well, I’m supposed to be brawling together with Lucas against Link and Marth tonight, but I have a feeling that Lucas won’t show up since he’s with Red.”
Toon Link decided to try and keep out of the topic, but Ness didn’t share that thought, “So I’m not sure what to do if he doesn’t show up,” Ness said and took another bite of his lunch, “Do you think that you could be my back-up if he doesn’t show up?”
“You’re not planning on using me so you could get back at Lucas now?” Toon Link asked.
“No, not at all,” Ness lied.
“Ey, Marth, Link, how about we do a warm up battle before the planned team battle?” Ness said as he and Toon Link approached the two swordsmen sparring.
“Both of the swordsmen put away their swords and looked at Ness, “Sure, but weren’t you supposed to battle with Lucas?”
“Nah, Lucas had some other things to do,” Ness said, which was partly true.
Link raised one eyebrow, “So it’s just a 3 people battle? Everyone against everyone?”
“Not really,” Ness said and pulled forward Toon Link that was standing behind him, “This fella’s joining me.” Ness said and smiled proudly like Toon Link was his bitch.
“Hiya guys!” Toon Link said cheerfully and waved at them.
Ness stretched his arms up in the air and yawned. “So, how about we start our battle at Delfino Plaza?”
Marth and Link nodded.
To Ness’ dismay Lucas didn’t show up even once so his plan for revenge didn’t work out quite well. He was now lying on his bed being all grumpy that he’s being neglected by his best friend whom he saved his life and not to mention that self-confidence was almost enough for both Lucas and Ness had now sunken to a much lower level. Being all cranky about it, Ness tossed and turned in his bed as he tried to figure why Lucas liked Red more than him. He threw his cap to his nightstand and groaned as he desired more of Lucas’s presence and comfort. He groaned once more of failing to keep his best friend when he had done almost everything for him. He buried his head under his pillow and kind of hoped that it would suffocate him.
Knocking was heard on the door. Ness groaned and sat up, "Come in."
The door slowly open and let a small glimpse of light entered the room but also the blond timid boy.
"Hi..."
Ness groaned once more and lied down on his bed with a 'thud'.
"Oh, it's you," he said with a bored tone as he stared up on the roof. Lucas slowly approached Ness' bed and looked at him but remained quiet. He stood there, observing him while fidgeting and fumbling with the bottom of his t-shirt as he was looking for the right words to say. Ness grew tired of Lucas's behavior and decided to give him a push forward. "What?" he asked in a demanding tone which surprised Lucas and made him stop fidgeting.
"I'm sorry," he finally got out.
Ness sat up quickly and gave Lucas a death-glare that made Lucas step back. Ness' hair was all messed up from lying in the bed, moving around anxiously and desperate for answers, but all those feelings were past now. He was instead furious.
"That's all? You're sorry?" Ness got up from the bed and marched to Lucas, "For what? For continuously betraying me?!"
"I--!" Lucas started, but Ness didn't let him finish, "You know what, luckily for you I knew that you wouldn't show up so I brought TL with me as your back-up!" Ness lied, and then his face turned from angry to sad, "You never keep any promises to me anymore! Not being able to show up once could easily slip, but man, you're almost always letting me down now!"
"I'm sorry! I don't know what else to say, I'm sorry!" Lucas said and took another step backwards. He was now trembling instead of nervously fidgeting and Ness noticed this, but instead of calming down, he saw an opportunity to get the answers from Lucas out of fear. "You can start by telling me what you and that poké-freak's been up to."
Lucas looked at him surprised, "Eh?"
Ness repeated, "What have you been up to with that pokémon bastard?!"
Lucas flinched, "Nothing special, really!" Lucas had almost backed all across the room to the wall but Ness had always maintained the distance between them.
"Nothing special, huh? Seems to me that you're avoiding the question!" Ness said.
"I-I--!" Lucas stammered as he backed in to the wall, "I'm... I'm not avoiding the question!" Ness placed his hands on the wall on both sides of Lucas's head and leaned forward with straight arms. Feeling a little corned, Lucas began to panic as Ness kept his temper. "Just tell me what the hell you guys been up to."
“I’m sorry Ness, but there’s nothing to tell!”
He smashed his right hand on the wall, “What exactly are you trying to pull?! Why are you tryin’ to cover up for that pokémon-bastard?!”
“Stop calling him that! He’s not a bastard!” Lucas yelled back at Ness, “And I can’t tell you! It’s a secret!”
As Lucas realized what had slipped out he covered his mouth in chock.
Silence.
Lucas couldn’t tell what Ness was thinking or if he was thinking at all.
“So it’s nothing special, but it’s a secret,” Ness looked at him, “Liar,” he said in a seethe voice. Lucas flinched, “Ness, it’s not like I don’t want to be friends anymore,” he said, “It’s just that I’ve been really busy with Red ‘cause—“
“I thought you were better than that,” Ness interrupted, “Especially after all we’ve been through. I thought that I could count on you as a real friend, but I guess I was wrong on that. I guess that you’ll just leave me behind in a mess like you did when I was turned in to a trophy by Wario in your place.”
“But I got you back!” Lucas said as tears had start to forming his eyes.
“Out of pity? Or maybe you and that poké-brat got bored and then when you mentioned about me you guys decided to do something useful and save me,” Ness groaned, “Well, I’m tired of you, I’ll go hang out with TL,” He opened the door, ignoring Lucas pleads for him to wait and closed the door. He immediately marched down the hall and without thinking twice he knocked on the door and opened it to the Links room without getting invited.
“Yo,” Ness greeted, “Lucas and I had a fight so I just have to be away from him for a while.”
A tired and cap-less Toon Link looked at Ness with his cat-like eyes, “What about Lucas?”
“He probably went to that poké-bastard,” Ness said and sat on Link’s bed. Toon Link sighed as Ness was so obviously jealous he didn’t know what could ever prevent him from complaining about Lucas the whole night. Link looked at Ness’ hair and blinked a couple of times but restrained himself from mocking him or asking him where his cap is was at the moment. He instead just simply cleared his throat to get it out of his system and continued to read his book. Toon Link yawned and looked at Ness, “So you want to spend some time here and get your mind of Lucas?” he sighed, “I’m not sure what we could think up on doing since I’m so tired…”
Ness didn’t answer, he just groaned and laid back. Then Link finally spoke up, “So, Ness, what should we do?”
Everyone stayed quiet as no one had any idea of what to do. Until it clicked in Toon Link’s head, “I know!” he said as he realized that his idea was all good, “We could play poker and invite some other people here.”
“How about Marth and Ike?” Link suggested.
“Are they even awake?” Ness asked as he sat up. Link banged on the wall behind them and after a few seconds they heard thumping from the other side of the wall. “They’re awake!” Toon Link happily said as he leaped up from the bed and grabbed Ness’ arm, “Come!” Ness followed Toon Link out of the room and knocked on their neighbors’ door. As Ike opened the door Toon Link waved happily at him, “You wanna come play poker with us?” he asked, “Link’s bored too.”
Ness spotted Marth in the background with his dark-blue toothbrush in his mouth. Ike turned around, looking at Marth, “Hey Marth,” he called, “Are you in the mod for some poker with the neighbors?”
Marth stood there looking at Toon Link and Ness before he eventually nodded and headed to the bathroom.
“Sure, we’ll be over as fast as we can,” Ike said and waved at them before he closed the door.
Toon Link dragged Ness back to their room as he noticed that Ness was gazing at the earthbound room. Upon entering back to the Links room Ness sighed and lied down on Toon Link’s bed. Toon Link sighed as he realized that it was going to be even harder than he expected to heighten Ness’ mood. Link had moved the table to the center of the room so you could use the table while sitting on the bed. Toon Link sat down besides Ness and leaned over a little on the table, “Link, where’s the card deck?”
Link tossed a small package to Toon Link as he tried to fetch something under his bed. And then when he finally got it he placed it on the table proudly.
“Beer?” Toon Link said as he realized what Link had kept under his bed, “Why did you hide it there?” he asked. Ness sat up to see if it was true, that there was beer on the table, which it was. Link gave them a shifty look, “‘Cause Master Hand doesn’t allow us to drink more than two beers a week. But… If you do someone special a favor that person may give you a 6-pack of beer.”
“Who did you get the beer from?” Ness asked. Link looked at him in astonish, “Hey, whoa, Ness! I think you’re a little too young for beer,” he said, “You’re like, 12?”
"Not really that's any of your business but I'm 13. And I wasn't asking so I could get beer myself, I was asking because I'm curious of who's willing to give up their three weeks supplement of beer for just one favor." Ness sighed as Link looked around and then gave them his shifty look again before he leaned closer to them over the table, "I can't tell you who, but man, everybody thinks and knows that this guy is crazy," Link whispered and winked. Then the door opened with Marth and Ike standing at the entrance, holding two beers each, "All right, we're here so let's play poker!"
“Okay Link, I think that you have had enough beer for tonight,” Ness said and looked at Link’s pile of beer cans, “Geez, you kind of like a whore who does things for beers.”
Link wasn’t so convinced by Ness’ words, “Whatever, whatever!” Link cheered and stretched his arms up in the air. “I can do whatever I want!” The two other swordsmen beside him joined in. Toon Link and Ness starred emptily at them because it was the only thing they could do and think of at that moment. Toon Link sighed, “I hope I never grow up like him,” he said and pointed at the drunken Link with his thumbs.
“Isn’t he like you in the future?” Ness asked.
“…Damn,” Toon Link swore, “That probably means that no matter what I do, I’m doomed to become that! I better stay away from anything which time warps.”
Ness groaned, “I’m bored! I came here to have fun and it was fun! Before everyone got to drunk to even play!”
Then like something bit Marth in the ass, he jolted up from the bed, “I know!” he said, “We can like, uh… tell each other about funny stuff which happened and, uh… Toss dirt on other!”
“Isn’t that like, girlie-talk?” Ness said with a bored tone.
“No, it’s not girly since we’re all men! So it would be like, manlytalk!” Marth blathered out. Ness sighed, ‘Hopefully they’re not to drunk to not be able to know the difference between boring stuff and fun.’And then the dreaded moment, the first moment. Ness crossed his fingers mentally and hoped that it was good.
“You know once, before Ike came, me and Roy watched a battle between Captain Falcon and Peach and then when Crapten Fuckon used Falcon Dive to recover back up to the stage. Peach was standing on the edge ready to swing her tennis racket at him but she swung it too early, leaving her wide open to Falcon’s attack and then when he grabbed her, Roy took a snapshot before he let go of the Princess and guess what?” Marth paused to let everybody guess or comment. ‘Oh, this better be good…’ Ness thought to himself as Marth Pulled out a picture out of his pocket and showed it to Ike and link who within a second exploded into laughing. Ness raised his eyebrow as Marth tossed the picture to him, but within a second he and Toon Link were acting the same as the people on the other side of the table. Ness tossed the picture back as he wiped away the tears in his eyes which he got from laughing to hard.
“Oh, I miss Roy,” Marth said as he put away the picture, “Ike my friend, I hope you know that there’s no replacement for such a great friend as Roy.”
“You mean that he can’t replace your boyfriend!” Toon Link mocked Marth, who replied with throwing an empty beer can on his forehead.
“Oh,” Ness said when he had calmed down from the laughter, “Do you guys remember that this one time when Peach was standing on one of those platforms on the roof of her castle? Well, Roy was standing under her and did his upward sword smash and the sword went right up in her—“ Ness was interrupted by the massive burst out of laughter in the room. Toon Link almost fell down from the bed for hurling up in to a ball for laughing so much.
“…Pussy!” Link filled in after being able to speak somewhat normally again, “Ah man that was some great stuff!”
Ike not laughing as much as everybody else since he wasn’t really the type to laugh his ass off, even though he was stoned, but that didn’t prevent him from blurting out some drunken comments every now and then.
“That blonde girl’s a pussy,” he said, “All blond people are pussies.”
“Shut up Ike!” Toon Link tossed a pillow at Ike and Link was too drunk to even care. Ness had stopped laughing since a special blond had crossed his mind. He was feeling very guilty of leaving him behind first but then realizing that he was here since Lucas had ditched him. So he shook of the guilt and put a sinister smile on his face, “Lucas’s a pussy.”
The swordsmen agreed.
Another rumbling sound was heard from outside, “Sure seems like the thunder doesn’t know when to quit it,” Ike said as he looked out of the window. It had been lighting and thunders for over 2 hours and they had also been bothered by other people telling them to shut up since their laughter was too loud. But they didn’t care so much since they were having too much fun to cool down.
“So is Sheik a woman or a man according to you guys?” Link asked as he finished his last beer. He was probably the drunk in the room.
“Man, no boobs,” Ike said promptly.
“Maybe she tapes them down?” Marth suggested.
“Hello, she uses magic to change her appearance just because she transforms doesn’t grow a woman a penis!” Ness said in a know-it-all tone.
Toon Link suddenly smiled and leaned over to the table, “Hey, remember that one time when Kirby pounded Samus in her snapper?”
“TL, Kirby pounds everyone between the legs,” Ness said, “That’s why we’re wearing cups before entering a battle!”
Marth held his hand up and started counting, “Of the girls it’s Samus, Nana, Zelda, Peach… and the boy’s it’s…”
Link snapped his fingers, “Oh, remember how mad Mario and Bowser got after they heard that Kirby hit Peach on her pussy? Even more fun that he used his smash attack and KO’d her.”
“Aw man, seriously, that must have been like the only time they teamed up on their free will,” Ike said.
Another very loud thunder was heard from outside. Everybody looked outside once again like they’ve done quite a lot since they reacted on the loudest thunders and ignored the normal or small ones.
“Guess there’s going to be thunders all night, huh?” Ness said looking at all the heavy rain smacking down on the window. He couldn’t put his finger on why he felt uneasy when he hears thunder. He’s never been afraid of thunder or such so he thought that it was even more irrelevant that he felt uneasy over the thunder. But he let go of the thought as Marth had stopped counting and was beginning to tell another story. “I remember this one fight, Snake was all crazy and thought it was very fun being such an idiot for joining Brawl so he thought it was fun to spam attack with his weapons all the time,”
Link laughed, “That was one of Snake’s first battles right?”
“I was there too!” Toon Link cheerfully said and lay back on his bed, “I think… If it was that one time when it was Snake, Kirby, me and Lucas who had an everyone against everyone Brawl match.”
Marth nodded, “That battle sure was crazy…”
“Yeah,” Link agreed and looked at Toon Link, “That was the fight when you also realized that you couldn’t copy my kick-attacks since your legs are too short,” Link teased him. Toon Link’s reply to Link’s mock, was a pillow thrown on his face.
“And Snake kept pummeling on Kirby after he swallowed him and constantly copied his move,” Ike continued, “And then he threw Kirby at an absolute not ready Lucas who let out a scream as he got Kirby in his face who flew in a speed faster than what Sonic can run. Lucas flew in a 180 degree and got knocked out of the stage!”
“Yeah, and then Snake continuously grabbed Lucas so he couldn’t attack back at all!” Link said. Everyone burst out laughing again, except one that is.
“Still I mean, that scream Lucas let out as Kirby slammed in to his face before he got knocked out,” Marth laughed, “I’m sorry, I just can’t stop laughing when I think about it!” Everybody laughed and even harder after Ike did a cheap imitation of Lucas scream. The one who wasn’t laughing before seemed like its anger had risen up over his ears. Toon Link cast a look over at Ness to see if he was enjoying himself, but upon seeing his expression Toon Link’s laughter died out and switched to a worried expression, “Eh, guys…” he said in hope of getting the other swordsmen their attention.
“I mean, goddamn! That Lucas sure screams like a girl,” Link said.
“Yeah, I know!” Marth agreed, “What’s up with that Lucas anyway? He’s always so quiet and timid. He’s quite a good fighter if he’d only overcome that barrier of dumbness and become a man I would respect him.”
“But isn’t he shy ‘cause he’s got a tough past?” Link blurted out.
Marth groaned, “Come on! Most of us characters have had tough past, I just don’t know why that kid won’t grow up. He rarely talks you know, for me he’s just a timid sissy and a lousy fighter.”
“Lucas’s a pussy!” Ike yelled right out and the swordsmen on that side of the table started laughing, which only fed another boy more anger, until he eventually got too ticked off.
“You’re an effing pussy!” Ness snapped, “It was his first match and he was just a little nervous and if you remember, your latest match, Lucas whopped your ass real good with his final smash and you screamed as you were knocked out of the stage! And stop calling him a pussy and judge him when you don’t even know him! Your pasts are nothing compared to the tough life Lucas had and I think he has all the rights to have difficulties with letting new people in! I won’t tolerate you throwing dirt and calling him a pussy when I’m around, so you guys can all just stop with that!”
Everybody stared wide-openly at Ness. They certainly didn’t expect Ness to go so down on them on such short time.
“Geez, what’s the matter with you Ness? We were just fooling around a little,” Link said.
Marth raised one eyebrow, “Why are you so goddamn tetchy when it comes to Lucas? We’ve been tossing dirt on almost every person here and when we come to Lucas you suddenly just fuming all over us!”
Ness gulped, he was scared that his secret was going to leak out. As he opened his mouth to say something, everybody got startled by the loudest lightning yet tonight. Saved by the bell, everyone moved closer to the window and looked out as they saw the dark clouds and the heavy rain.
“Whoa, that must’ve been the worst one tonight!” Toon Link said with amazed eyes. After a few seconds, Ness had clamed down enough to apologize, “I’m sorry, I just have gotten in to this defense mode since I really want what’s best for Lucas since he’s my closest friend here. That’s why I can’t really tolerate you guys calling him a pussy and throw dirt on him.”
“But,” Marth said, “You called him a pussy first so we just tagged along with it.”
Another loud thunder was heard as it started an awkward silence in the room. But it wasn’t the lightning which struck Ness, it was a reality chock. Jealousy, he’d done all these dumb stuff out of jealousy which hurt him. It was jealousy he was feeling when Lucas had let him down for being with somebody else and it had hurt him and wanting to give revenge by being spiteful against the blonde. The truth had reached Ness and it made him nauseas for doing things that he morally opposed to. Knocking was heard at the door and everybody aimed their eyes at the door. Ness held his hand for his mouth as he felt that he was going to barf any moment now. The door slowly opened and there stood Luigi, for the second time that night.
“I’m-a here to message you all-that the electricity is going to go out so that-a means that you’ll have-a no power tomorrow either.”
“Aw man…” Toon Link sighed, “I wanted to play pinball tomorrow!”
“The lightning storm has-a struck and demolished our energy supplement and Master Hand is going to fix it tomorrow as fast as possible,” Luigi said.
“Oh man, so the storm is going to continue the whole night?” Toon Link asked.
Luigi nodded, “Yes, I think so. Mario is-a very happy since the princess is-a afraid of lightning so she went in to our room to sleep with him tonight.”
“Oh my god…” Ness said when it finally hit him why he felt so uneasy every time he heard lightning. Lucas was afraid of lightning. Then a strange buzzing noise was heard and the lights went out.
“Oh, shit,” Ike cussed, “I’m happy I wasn’t on the computer.”
“Would you even be on a computer during a lightning storm?” Marth said and hit Ike on his head.
“Shit!” Ness said and dashed up from the bed and ran out from the room, knocking Luigi to the side.
“Wait, where are you going?” Toon Link stretched his arm out to Ness as Ness jerked up the door, “I’m going to Lucas!” then he closed the door leaving everyone else in the room quiet. Toon Link smiled, “That’s good…” he sighed with relief.
Marth and Link looked at Luigi with suspicious eyes and Luigi stared annoyed back.
“So, wanna fill in for Ness?” Link asked after a while.
As Ness ran down the hallway he eventually slowed down as his head was started to get filled with negative thoughts. ‘Maybe he’s with that Red for comfort. I’m sure he went there as soon as I left and is now going to stay there for the whole night.’ Ness groaned and ran his left hand through his hair. At the end of the hall Ness had stopped running completely and slowly walked up to his and Lucas’s room and slowly opened the door.
“Lucas?” he said carefully and walked in to the room. It was completely pitch black but it didn’t take long to realize that there was no one there.
Lucas wasn’t there.
Ness felt his knees betray him as he fell down to the floor he started punching the floor. He’d failed to his best friend, he’d hurt him out of spite instead of just accepting the fact that Lucas’s a human as well and wants to socialize with other people too. Ness punched the floor hard again. He’d had problem of admitting defeat that he’d lost his best friend’s trust and probably him too.
“Shit… shit, shit, SHIT!!” Ness swore as he clenched fists in his hair. Holding back the tears he sat on the floor and swore at himself and his actions.
Ness got up from the floor and wiped away the tears with his arms and left the room and slowly walked back to the Links room. Another loud lightning was heard. Ness sighed over that the weather suited his mood perfectly. Suddenly he heard soft sobering. He immediately halted and listened.
“Lucas?” he whispered and looked around. Ness waited for another lightning to strike so he could check if it was Lucas and if was near. He didn’t have to wait long for another lightning since it was a storm going on outside. Ness turned around and looked at a room with an open door. He didn’t know whose room it was or if it really was Lucas, but he decided to try.
“Lucas?” he repeated, hoping for an answer. No answer, “Lucas are you there?” he asked and closed the door. He heard the sobbing but could see where Lucas was. Ness felt even more uneasy and felt like leaving the room. So he turned around and headed for the door. But just then lightning shone up the room and Ness spotted Lucas under a table, with his eyes tightly shut and his hands for his ears, crying his eyes out. Ness slowly approached the sobbing blonde and sat down in front of the table. “Lucas?” he softly whispered. Lucas looked up at Ness with tearful eyes. His eyes reflected a soft tone of pink from crying and rubbing his eyes all night.
“Hey,” Ness said in a sedate tone and crawled closer to Lucas, “Why are you crying?”
Lucas continued to sob uncontrollably and after a while he found the words, “You’re angry at me…” His voice broke at the first word even though he was whispering, “I’m sorry, Ness…” Guilt washed all over Ness again as Lucas pushed himself more in to the corner as another lightning struck. “No, I’m sorry Lucas,” Ness apologized and moved next to Lucas, “I have no right to be mad at you for wanting to hang out with someone else,” Ness sighed, “I’m just a little confused. I want you to have other friends too, but I don’t want to be ditched by you for them…”
Lucas tightens his grip around something that he was hugging. Ness tried to see what it was but not even light from the lightning reached what Lucas was hugging so tight.
“But…” Lucas sobbed and got interrupted by crying harder when another lightning struck. He tried to calm down a little, “…did you mean what you said before?”
Ness looked confused, “Huh?”
Lucas quickly wiped away the newly formed tears and continued, “That about me not caring how you feel.”
Ness didn’t answer right away since he didn’t know what to say. He knew that he said many of those things out of spite back there and how much he wished to take back what he said, but he knew that he can’t take back the words that hurt Lucas. “Lucas, I didn’t mean to hurt you…” Ness started.
“I want you to know that you’re my very best friend. I do care about you, I really do, and in fact I think I care too much!” Lucas retreated back to his corner when another lightning struck, but he bravely opened his eyes as it faded, “I didn’t abandon you ‘cause I didn’t care. I was scared… But you were always on my mind. I’m sorry, Ness!” Lucas sniveled, “I’m so sorry!”
In a second Lucas stopped sobbing. Ness had pulled Lucas closer to him and hugged him tight. Lucas slowly closed his eyes and let the tears flow down his cheeks slowly as he hugged Ness back. They both remained quiet and Ness felt how the awkward sensation began in his stomach and how his cheeks got warmer. Though this blissful moment didn’t last for so very long as Lucas started crying again, after all he was scared of lightning. Ness softly hushed him, “Its okay, its okay…” he said and tried to comfort the crying Lucas, “Nothing of this is your fault, it’s mine. You really need to stop apologizing so much…”
Lucas sobbed, “I’m sorry,” he whispered.
“Should we go back to our room?” Ness suggested. Lucas pulled away to wipe the tears with his arm and weakly smiled, “Yeah.”
They slowly crawled out from under the table but as Ness got up Lucas froze and covered his ears. That’s when Ness knew that it wouldn’t be so simple to bring him back. He kneeled down and Lucas looked sadly at him, “I’m scared Ness! I’m too scared to move…”
The second surprise from Ness to Lucas was when Ness unsusceptible lifted Lucas up in bridal style and carried him to one of the beds in the room and laid him down carefully. “You can sleep here tonight,” Ness said with a caring voice, “I’ll sleep on the other bed and explain the situation tomorrow to those people who normally sleep here, but who’s not here at the moment.” He gently brushed his hand through Lucas’s hair and turned around and headed for the other bed but was instantly stopped by Lucas grabbing his arm. Ness turned around and looked at Lucas who was now hugging his arm tightly.
“Don’t leave me…” he whispered.
“I’m not,” Ness said, “I’ll just be sleeping on the other bed.”
Lucas shook his head, “No, can’t you stay with me here?”
Ness blushed, “Wh-what, you want me to sleep in the same bed?”
Lucas carefully nodded and pulled Ness closer to the bed. Ness cautiously moved to the bed and lied down to Lucas, who moved closer to Ness. “Ness…” Lucas whispered as he hugged him, “I didn’t ditch you because I wanted to be with Red more than I wanted to be with you.”
“Really?” Ness said and looked down at Lucas’s hair as he nestled to Ness’ chest.
“Mm…” Lucas said, “We’ve been working on your birthday present, but it took a lot more of time to fix than expected so we had to be working on it a lot more than what we thought. So that’s why I went to Red’s room quite a lot recently.”
“What are you working on?” Ness asked. But Lucas just smiled and continued to snuggle with Ness. “It’s a surprise…”
They both remained quiet as the storm continued. Lucas had seemed to calm down, but twitched for every lightning and that’s when Ness thought up with an idea. “Wait here,” he said and got up from bed. Lucas felt very anxious as Ness broke away from him, “Wh-what?” he stammered as he felt left so alone and left behind already.
“I’ll be back in a minute,” Ness said and ran off back to the earthbound room.
“Ness…” Lucas said carefully and crept to the upper corner of the bed and pulled the blanket over his head as he hoped that he would be less afraid without Ness. But it didn’t help since he knew that Ness would keep him safe and comfort him, not to mention the calming affect Ness’ body heat had. Lucas began sobbing again.
Ness knew that Lucas was so terrified of lightning that he sometimes couldn’t even move, but he knew that he had to do this so he’d have a chance of sleeping and being more calm than constantly scared all night. He quickly ran back to the room and saw that Lucas was under the blanket crying once more. Ness lifted away the blanket and put it around them and hugged Lucas tight. Lucas continued to cry, he thought he was so irrational for crying so much over lightning and so fast when leaved alone. Ness pulled back a little and placed earplugs in Lucas’s ear and turned on his mp3. Lucas was confused at first and looked at the smiling Ness as he unplugged one of the earplugs to hear what Ness wanted to say, “You see, if you close your eyes you can’t see the lightning, with music on you can’t here the lightning,” Ness smiled, “Think you’re going to be okay now?”
Lucas shook his head to Ness’ dismay and wiped away one tear that was leaving his eye, “The most important thing is that you’re with me. You can shut back what scares you but you know that it’s still there, right?” Lucas said, “But when I’m with you I can at least face that fear, that’s why I want you here.”
Ness lied down with Lucas as they held each other as if they were never to let go. And Lucas sure hoped so, but there was still one thing that bothered him that he needed to get of his chest. After collecting as much courage as possible he finally took the move and spoke up, “Ness…?”
Ness who had just fallen in to his lumber got a wake-up call from Lucas after 5 minutes of sleep, “Mm, what is it?” Ness said tiredly and yawned.
Lucas gulped, “Ehm… can you promise me that no matter what you won’t leave me tonight?”
“I’ll never leave you, now what is it?” A tired Ness rubbed his eyes.
“I… have something that I wished to tell you for a long time,” Lucas paused, “You mean a lot to me and I-I… I really l-like you…”
“Yeah, Lucas, I like you too,” Ness said and closed his eyes to return to sleep.
Lucas was surprised and offended by Ness’ reaction so he tried again, “Hey, Ness, its n-not like that!”
“Mm, what…?”
“I r-really like you, can’t you get that?” Lucas said, somewhat annoyed.
Ness continued to rub his eyes, “Yeah, I get that Lucas and I said that I liked you too.”
Lucas groaned and climbed on top on Ness and grabbed him by his collar and lifted him up, “You’re so slow!” Lucas said and shook Ness gently so he would wake up, “I like-like you!”
Ness stared at him tiredly, “Y-you do?”
Lucas sighed and let go of Ness as he sat up now by himself, “I’ve said it like three times already…”
Ness rubbed his eyes once more and looked at Lucas, “So let’s get this straight… You like me? You’re attracted to me? You think I’m hot?” he asked surprised.
Lucas sighed and looked away from Ness. He wasn’t sure what was going to happen next. “Y-yeah… that’s t-the way it is I-I guess…” he stammered out after a while.
The third surprise from Ness to Lucas was something totally unsuspected. Lucas wasn’t expecting this at all since he wasn’t even looking at Ness’ direction. Ness almost felt like he was blinded by bliss as Lucas kissed him back. They just sat there, kissing each other for a long time, no tongue, no impropriate touching, nothing special really. But for them it was something really special. The air in Lucas lungs ran out before Ness’ so when Lucas felt that he was turning blue he pulled away. They looked at each other and smiled.
“Can we sleep now?” Ness asked as he fumbled with Lucas’s nape hair.
Lucas reply to Ness’ question was a gentle slap on his chest as he climbed of and lied down next to Ness. They moved closer to each other and Ness wrapped hind arms around Lucas’s waist. Lucas snuggled with Ness’ body and enjoyed every moment of the heaven he was in with Ness. One of the earplugs had fallen out from his ears and he put it in Ness’ ear and they rubbed nooses and smiled idiotically much.“Hey Lucas,” Ness whispered.
“What?”
“The storm’s over.”
Lucas smiled, “Yeah, but you’ll still stay with me, right?”
Ness slowly nodded, “Of course…”
Then they lied there next to each other, enjoying the fact that they were together as they both dreamt about.
“Hey Ness?” Lucas suddenly said after a while.
Ness sighed as he had to answer another question, “What now Lucas?”
“You never told me if you liked me back.”
Ness gave Lucas a mischievous smile, “You never asked,” he said and planted a kiss on Lucas’s forehead, “Well, do you?” he asked.
Ness sighed, “Isn’t it obvious?”
Lucas smiled, “Yeah, but I wanna hear it from you.”
“I like you too,” Ness said and blushed which he thought was even cheeky since he already kissed him before so he already delivered the message. Lucas sighed happily and hugged Ness tighter and finally was able to close his eyes with relief.
“Aren’t they cute?! Oh, do you have a camera?”
“Yes here it is, but be quiet, we don’t want to wake them up.”
“No, no, I won’t just give me the camera so I can take a picture of them!”
“Here it is.”
Ness heard voices and woke up, but he chose not to open his eyes and get blinded by the direct sunlight. He lied there for a while and since it was completely quiet he thought that those voices were probably just a part of his dream. He let out s sleepy sigh and started to shift his position when he felt that Lucas’s arms was still around his waist and that Ness arms we’re around his. He slowly opened his eyes and looked at the most beautiful person in the world and slowly moved closer and kissed him on the forehead. Lucas did a funny face as he slowly opened his eyes and looked at Ness, “Good morning…”
“Good morning back at you,” Ness said cheerfully. Lucas leaned forward to kiss Ness on the lips when suddenly they got blinded by a flash. They looked to their side where the light had come from and gasped.
“Hey Zelda, why did the flash suddenly show up?” Peach asked and pouted her lower lip slightly in disappointment.
Zelda sighed and took the camera away from the other princess, “Cause you had your finger here which absorbs the sunlight,” she said and pointed her finger at the camera.
“Oh…” Peach said and then turned to Ness and Lucas who was still lying in the bed. Ness then noticed that they both were tangled up in pink sheets and that they shared a heart-shaped pillow.
“Say, why are you boys here all cute coupling?”
Both of the boys blushed and pulled away from each other, “Wh-what?” Ness stammered out, “We weren’t doing anything funny!”
“Yeah, why would we do anything strange in someone else’s room?” Lucas added.
The two princesses didn’t look so convinced. “Now come on boys, you have to tell us!” Peach said with a playful smile.
“Yeah, or else me and Peach can have some fun with these pictures we took,” Zelda said and went through the pictures on the camera, “They aren’t half bad you know…”
The boys gulped but the Princesses remained on their ground, “You can start by telling us why you are in our room.”
“No, no, no, I want to know how they ended up together!” Peach said and waved her finger in the air.
“Does it matter?” Zelda asked.
“No, not really,” Peach shrugged her shoulders, “You guys can start wherever you think would be good.”
Ness looked over at Lucas who looked back and sighed, “Who’s going to tell?”
“You can tell from your point of view and I can add some stuff along the way,” Lucas said. Ness sighed and looked up at the princesses, “Can we do this after breakfast?”
Zelda pulled out the memory card and Peach turned on their pink computer.
“Fine!” Ness groaned and started explaining for the two curious princesses.

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Okay, so did y'all enjoy that? Wasn't mine. xD But but..it's so...SWEET ;w;

Fanfic #2

Author: randomfangirl (deviantART)

Pairing: Ness and Lucas. Again. xD They're so awesome ;_;

WARNING: CONTAINS EXTREME SMUT D:

“Really?” Ness sighed, letting the hot breath he had been holding slip and create the haa noise, moistening his best friends face.Lucas nodded, blush creeping over his face, his thirteen year old chest bare and wet with sweat.“I like you enough. You’re my first love.”Ness nodded curtly, leaning in to kiss Lucas again.Their tongues met, saliva pooling as Ness straddled the youth.It had started earlier in the field, when Ness had began to tickle torture Lucas. The blonde, laughing and smiling, had reminded Ness exactly what they were to each other. When Lucas had shyly knocked off Ness’ cap, the raven haired youth had begun to kiss him. And kiss him. And kiss him. Now, lying in the field, after the sun had set, they were prepared to take the next step. At least, Ness was. Lucas wasn’t so sure. He was embarrassed and shy, fumbling through the steps with a beet red face. For Ness, that just annoyed the boner in his pants, urging him on. He liked this about Lucas. The way he was so unsure. It made him the big man. But Lucas still came through for him. He was dependable when Ness needed him. But so cute. Ness looked down into Lucas’ wide, sparkling spring eyes. Such a shallow light blue. Like the water in between spring and summer.Ness swatted a mosquito on his arm. He fiddled with his belt, not taking his emerald eyes off of Lucas’ bare chest and shy face.Lucas flushed an even deeper red as he fumbled with the fastens on his shorts. After all these years, he still had great legs. When Ness was freed of the dreaded jeans, he leaned in and pulled Lucas into another passionate embrace. His throbbing member strained at his Mr. Saturn boxers. He needed to take Lucas. After all these years of waiting, it had to happen. Lucas pulled away, smiling coyly. He pulled off his underwear slowly blushing but nevertheless pleased at Ness’ hungry reaction. Ness shed his boxers immediately. His boner shied away from the absence of cloth, but the warm summer air made up for it. He pulled Lucas into their first nude embrace, reveling in the feel of it. It was time.Ness eased his fingers into Lucas’ mouth, loving the image of his obedient attractive best friend. Shortly after, he eased them into his body cavity. Lucas let out a high moan. It raised the hair on Ness’ back. He kissed him hard on the mouth, pushing into him as softly and lightly as he could. It still caused a shout. So Lucas.That summer night was riddled with pleasure and pain, the shyness and protectiveness of the both of them.It was like a compact map of their relationship. And when Ness released his seed into Lucas, as they cuddled and let their bodies merge over and over, as they looked into each other’s eyes, they watched the stars fall down.

END YAOI HERE.

Sorry to y'all... xD

But, it IS good. At least in my perception.

Ah, but I shall now talk about Super Smash Brawl.

The other day, I was hooking up my Wii to the internet for Brawl. I enter the All-out Brawl room with random strangers, and I pick Lucas...

Now, you see, you never know WHO you'll meet on the internet. Random strangers, at that. xD

So, anyways, this person comes in as Ness(black costume)

The other two people were extreme pros, so after a couple of battles, I gave up trying to fight them, and I wordlessly...motioned? That I didn't want to fight by standing at empty platforms and places. Ness-in-Black decides to do the same and follows me. xD

We just taunted randomly and healed each other with PK Fire and PSI Magnet. xDD

This continued for a couple of games until I had to go eat dinner. :P

Ness-in-Black, whoever you are, I salute thee :D

I got nothin' else to say, so...

Adieu! :D